this-tree-is-my-boyfriend:

spectrometrie:

spectrometrie:

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

i didn’t need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

I love this website I love it when people tell us what’s wrong with them

deanmartinwatertorture:

catasters:

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

people who are nice to me in online games even though i suck: i owe u my life

people who communicate in online games by jumping around or spin in a corcle instead of using the chat function: i love you

JUST like bees

mousemilf:

my nipples are hard. but finding the right renters insurance doesnt have to be